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Ok, when we say 'bed' we might mean sunlounger: he partied at the Ocean Beach Ibiza, drinking vodka and tweeting rap lyrics. Basically the best day ever
Ocean Beach Ibiza
It seems like every single celebrity in the world is partying in Ibiza - not only are Tulisa and Chelsee Healey at the Ocean Club Ibiza, but TOWIE's newly single star, Joey Essex is there too.
He was spotted drinking Ciroc vodka and "chilling on the owner's bed in the VIP area" according to onlookers at the beach club, and look at those understated trunks! Did his neon ones get lost by the airline?
The star also begged fellow TOWIE castmember Tom Pearce to call him when he landed: we dread to think what kind of state those two got into last night.
While hanging out at the beach club, Joey burnt up that data roaming by tweeting the lyrics to Drake's Started From The Bottom, only his own little remix, saying: "Started from Essex now I'm here started from Essex now my whole team here" which makes little sense, but er, well done anyway Joey. We doubt a future in songwriting is for you.
We can't see any girls trying their luck with Joey, but we're sure he's moving on from former fiancee Sam Faiers, who was asked out by James Locke after a day at the races . Oooh.
Clearly Joey's enjoying the beach club - fans are tweeting he's back there today as well. Pictures, please - we're sure Joey's six pack wasn't there before and we'd really like to look at it for a bit longer.
Ocean Beach Ibiza
While Joey's looking good in his swimwear, he hasn't made our top 100 bikini bodies. Sorry Joey.
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